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Retro fantasy football names.
Archive favourites and player puns that deserve another season. Every suggestion is reviewed for a general football audience and ready to copy.
Personalise a name01 Crouch Potato
02 Neville Wears Prada
03 Enter Shaqiri
04 Lallanas in Pyjamas
05 Murder on Zidane's Floor
06 Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
07 Gangsters Allardyce
08 Flying Without Ings
09 Moves Like Agger
10 Wright Said Fred
11 Bergkamp and Roll
12 Cantona Believe It
13 Scholes Goals
14 Zola Eclipse
15 Shearer Delight
16 Drogba the Builder